kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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